Did you not know that Secret doors are passè?http://shirosrpg.blogspot.com/2011/12/i-weep-for-newbs.html
@Sir Larkins: I was not aware. Fortunately, much like an Amish child has no real knowledge of the internet or television, my son's only knowledge of RPGs comes from me. So, he still thinks they're cool.
Ha! Yes! Love it.